Transcript: Competing for the Northern Hemisphere Games

TRAINER: Come on you can do it! Work it! Work it! Take the burn, yeah!

TRAINER: Keep practicing, I'll be back...in a couple of years.

HARRY: I'm training for the Northern Hemisphere games, they're held every four years. This year they're in New Orleans. I've always wanted to go there, but first I have to qualify.

HARRY: The problem is, there's some things I'm really good at, and others, well, I'm pretty stinky at.

HARRY: Fifty points doesn't sound like much, but if you're really bad, you can score a negative number, like, below zero! If you score a negative twenty, you have to get a positive twenty score just to get to zero.

JUDGE: Harry Wilson!

HARRY: Yes.

JUDGE: For your qualifying routine you must score a total of 50 points in four activities: extreme inlines, ice skating, gymnastics and...

HARRY: Please let it be rock climbing. Rock climbing, rock climbing, rock climbing.

JUDGE: Bowling!

HARRY: Bowling! They might as well have picked deep sea fishing!

HARRY: It's the one sport I haven't practiced.

HARRY: Skating is my best activity; I started skating before I could walk! I'll end with riding the rails.

HARRY: Yes!

HARRY: Negative 10! I am in the red zone, I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch just to get to zero!

HARRY: My chances of going to New Orleans are all but gone...I've got a zero! A zero! There is nothing stopping me now!

HARRY: This is it; gotta think positive, gotta think positive.

HARRY: Can I try a couple of practice throws? How about a couple of million?

HARRY: Okay I'm ready, think positive. Gotta think positive.

JUDGE: Harry, you didn't make the team, but you made a great comeback, so we want you to try again next time, okay?

HARRY: Okay.

HARRY: Astronaut training program, must be able to score high marks on physical activities test, must be able to travel....

HARRY: I always wanted to go to Florida.